Wednesday, June 18, 2014

10 THINGS I MISS SINCE BECOMING A WIFE & MOM

Ok fellow mommies and wives, after the honeymoon and baby fever phase. I realized there are a few things I miss from my prior life.

1. PMSing in peace.... You know what I mean ladies! Being hormonal sucks and fricking sucks. Before marriage Derrick never had to experience my moody PMSing days why because for that whole 5 hormonal days I would hide out in my apartment alone or with my roommates. At that time in life you were not afraid of your roommate walking into your hormonal steam roll of a day. They were already synchronized with you and just as PMSing as you. Now days I have to explain babe I am sorry but  I am PMSing and not in the nicest mood you might just want to go watch tv upstairs. Poor men they have no idea the roller coaster ride we are on. FORGIVE ME PLEASE

Love you!
Pms humor
2. Dishes! I swear in college I probably did dishes 2 or 3 times a week at a maximum. Now days Dishes every day and not just everyday but three meals a day plus bottles and snacks. Ya'll eat alot!

3. Not stepping on legos or toys in the dark.
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4. Laundry enough said we all know how much laundry there is and it never ends. I swear I do the happy dance when every piece of laundry is done and folded put away. ( unrealistic dreams)
I'm not the only one, phew!

5. CANDY! Smuggling chocolate to the closet is a new experience I do not like, I really miss just being able to eat candy if I want and not have to fear my sweet two year old will take it and run....
I always hide my candy in my bedroom lol

6. Cooking for just me I have never ever been a 3 meal kind of gal but my family eats alot all day three meals plus snacks. I do miss only cooking 1 meal a day and a few snack.
lol :).... by the time u have your 3rd or 5th child, u learn not to sweat the small stuff, & some of the big stuff. too much stress does bad things to mama.
7. TV I miss just kicking back watching my stories and relaxing, now days its DORA DORA DORA the explorer and sports.... Yes I miss just sitting down and watching a show with out my kids running crazy and spilling things if I am not paying attention. .
Should add this to it: they have to carry around a 10lb sack of potatoes in which a dirty diaper is stored, walking around a field of randomly-strewn legos and toys while barefoot.

8. CLEAN FLOORS : I love my family they are such a busy bunch of people but, I swear I sweep the floor 5 times a day I don't know what they do if they roll around in mud or sand pit but between dirt and cheerios it a never ending battle.I use to only have to mop and sweep my floor once a week. I swear they walk through swamps and have mud everywhere if not FOOD everywhere!
In 18 years my house will be clean again but I'm sure I'll miss the mess....
9. HAIR & Daily shower! I miss doing my hair, before Derrick and I would go out on a date I swear I spend at least an hour or two on my hair. I love my hair but man the attention span I lack now from being married and kids is shocking. I use to straighten my hair daily if not curling it now I am very lucky to do my hair twice a week most the time its pulled back, or in a bun. SAD right!!
Mom luxuries

10. Grocery shopping in peace: Being able to get in and out no hassle! Now days I coupon because my family eats alot alot alot of food lol! I miss being able to go to the store when I wanted to. Now its like oh is the baby tired, are they hungry. It's like planning a military mission convincing my husband to watch them for 30 minutes... which turns out for hours HAHA
Told my husband I had to run out to Target

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