1.You might have mornings like this. Cute and so innocent, then pours the entire box of cereal on the floor. (While you are in the bathroom trying to pee)
2. Silence scares you, (The children are destroying something or making a mess somewhere)
3. Although you don't "work" you feel like you were thrown in the washer during the spin cycle and exhausted by 7pm.
4. "Mommy time" is hiding in your closet praying that the kids don't find you for 5 minutes during hide and go seek.
5. You know every theme song to all cartoons.
6. You can't help but giggle when all the kids have a melt down at the same time and they make completely no sence. "Mommy.., I wanna sleep with my cow and ipad" really.....
7. You can't fall asleep at night because the sound of silence is so beautiful.
8. You reheat your coffee 20 times before actually get to finish drinking it.
9. Baby wipes are an actual cleaning product. (You can wipe the whole house down with a pack of wipes)
10. You have no response when your husband asks you what you did today.. (Because he just won't get it.)
11. Your patience is almost depleted by 4pm ( you become no b.s mommy)
12. Your mood depicts solely on how long of a nap your children takes....
15. Yoga pants... Are pants
16. The levels loudness in your house is similar to an airplane take off or landing.
17. Cuddles and hugs make it all worth it. But a glass of wine does it faster
18. Bed time is key to sanity. Mommy ain't playing. "Go to bed"
19. Healthy diet is your children's left over scrapts.
20. When people asks you "so what do you do as a homemaker?" You want to scream, kick, pull your hair out but you actually only reply with " oh you know raising children, cooking, and cleaning."
(With a fake smile) the just had their life spared...
21. It's never to early for a glass of wine.
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